Quotes 1-10
“And I’m supposed to believe that Reagan was a great leader? This is who he chose as the Secretary of Education…” -Former Education Secretary William Bennett
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
“The internet is a great way to get on the net.” – Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
“Screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims.” -Henry Jordan, South Carolina board of education (when another board member said the displaying of the Ten Commandments in public schools might offend students of other religions)
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” -Colonel Gerald Wellman
“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” – Charles De Gaulle, former French President
“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.” – Dwight Eisenhower
“A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.” – Everett Dirksen, Congressman
“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.” – Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
“We’re going to move left and right at the same time.” – Jerry Brown, Governor of California Quotes 11-20
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”-Joe Theismann, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
“I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.” – Barry Venison
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.” – Alan Minter, Boxer
“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.” – Bill Peterson, football coach
“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.” – David Acfield
It’s a humbling thing being humble.” – Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett
“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.” – Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” – Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
“Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.” – Yogi Berra
“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” – Pedro Guerrero, major leaguer Quotes 21-30
“The Bible commands that we hate.” -H. A. (Buster) Dobbs
“We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.” -Ann Coulter
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada”. -Britney Spears
“Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.” – Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
“We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.” -Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles
“I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.” – Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
“A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.” – Samuel Goldwyn
“Are you going to ask that question with shades on?” – George Bush to blind reporter Peter Wallsten
“The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America’s children.” – Nancy Pelosi, on the prospect of Democrats winning back Congress Contributor: Nathan Adams
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